The Idea Orphanage

Fake teeth, which may or may not be good for free tickets.

School subjects that don’t make sense.

Well, what would you call banking from your phone?

Hey, we’ve promised everything else to consumers… why not?

Looks like I started a list of common asshole moves. Can you add to it?

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Had someone not walked in and ruined my train of thought here, this bad boy was no doubt headed straight for Cannes. Account people…

Awkwardness is the new funny-ness.

Stop worshipping idiots (example provided).

You don’t have to be a Super Parent, but I wouldn’t take it too far the other way.